Further evidence this t-shirt fetish is getting slightly out of hand

I can stop whenever I want to, dammit! I scored a couple of sweet shirts from the Diesel Sweeties store, including these terrific ones: electric sheep, monkeys are good people, and 'cherry pi'. Yay, globalization! Had I lived in the USA I would have totally bought this "we prefer to be called 'buccaneer-Americans'" shirt too. That is just great.
Yeah, that wasn't so bad in and of itself, but then I also ordered these from threadless:


"A simple plan", "Ceci n'est pas une pipe", and "you say tomato, I say Lycopersicon esculentum". I had to. The shirts commanded me!